I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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