On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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