When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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