Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
