Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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