Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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