You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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