Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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