butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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