I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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