He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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