Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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