wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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