She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
that is very illegal...i love you.
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