Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I could fuck to npr.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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