no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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