you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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