Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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