Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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