No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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