Tell her she can't have a vagina
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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