hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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