That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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