you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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