JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
