i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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