Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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