Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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