Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You took a bar mat shot.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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