i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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