We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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