Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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