So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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