Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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