i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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