she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am spending my child support on dildos
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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