According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
is that a dick in a sweater?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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