don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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