It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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