why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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