i don't like sucking hair
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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