Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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