I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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