Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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