is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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