Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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