how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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