8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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