we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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