i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
