well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
