omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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