You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she pinky promised me she was 18
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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